// SELECT PROGRAM

Strange games.
One COBOL mainframe.

Choose a program below. A canonical COBOL registry generates every game card and supplies the runtime policy used to decide whether each program can launch.

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GAME_REGISTRY.CPY

000100 COPY "GAME_REGISTRY.CPY".
000200 PERFORM VARYING GAME-INDEX
000300     UNTIL GAME-INDEX > GAME-COUNT
000400     PERFORM APPLY-GAME-POLICY
000500 END-PERFORM.

READY. OWNER=COBOL POLICY=ACTIVE

// AVAILABLE LOAD MODULES

Select a game

Availability, required-service policy, and latency thresholds are evaluated by the COBOL application core.

01CHECKING

TRUMPSCRIPT / SPL / ASSEMBLY / PYTHON

Trump vs. Shakespeare

A simultaneous-turn debate duel with local and online play, server-authoritative combat, and live WebSocket rooms.

1v1 local and online
Real Assembly combat runtime
Ephemeral room system

Start duel SOURCE

02CHECKING

BRAINFUCK / TYPESCRIPT / R

Crazy Mini Golf

A complete nine-hole browser minigolf game whose authoritative state transitions run through a protected Brainfuck engine.

Nine designed holes
Mouse, touch, and keyboard
Local score persistence

Tee off SOURCE

03CHECKING

RUST / R / TRUMPSCRIPT / PIET

Crazy Race

A server-rendered 1v1 racing game with an R-generated circuit, TrumpScript commentary, and a Piet-powered boost oracle.

Online and pass-and-play
Fresh generated circuits
Adaptive Piet boosts

Start race SOURCE

// EXECUTION MODEL

One registry. One policy authority.